Download or read book Me, as a Penguin written by Tom Wells and published by . This book was released on 2015 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stitch is hitting the gay scene in Hull. Or at least dipping his toe in the water whilst staying with his heavily pregnant sister, Liz, and her shabby sofa-loving partner, Mark. Little do they know however that Stitch is harbouring a baby penguin in their bathroom having nicked it from a local aquarium and carried it home in his Transformers lunchbox. Meanwhile, his burgeoning relationship with Dave is not quite all he hoped it would be and his sister is about to go in to labour complicating his life even further.