Why Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Why Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
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Book Synopsis Why Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by : Clare Chu

Download or read book Why Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You written by Clare Chu and published by Gigaverse Press. This book was released on 2024-03-10 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the shadowy world where your cat’s cuddle might just be a reconnaissance mission. Here, each purr is suspect, every gift a warning, and the innocent act of sleeping on your keyboard? A strategic move in the silent battle for dominance. This isn’t just another day in your cozy, cat-dominated household—it’s an insight into the cunning mind behind those whiskers. Discover the art of survival in a land where being ignored is a power play, and affection could be the prelude to an assassination attempt. With a blend of dark humor and unnerving accuracy, navigate the minefield of feline companionship where every adorable trait masks a calculated strategy for household control. Arm yourself with the knowledge to decipher the murder stares and midnight zoomies of your fluffy overlord. It’s a world where paranoia meets reality, and love for your pet comes with a side of suspicion. Dive into the darkly humorous life of cohabitation with the cutest of predators, and remember: it’s not paranoia if they’re really out to get you.


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